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When it comes to making deals, RENT-A-HITMAN's got a reputation for being fair, but don't mistake that for weakness. They know how to get what they want, and they ain't afraid to flex their muscle if necessary. You cross 'em, and you'll find yourself swimmin' with the fishes at a resort in Central America taking shots of Flor de Cana.
In this game, it's all about respect, and RENT-A-HITMAN commands respect from everyone in the industry. They've earned their place at the top, and they ain't lettin' go anytime soon. So, if you're lookin' for the best, look no further than RENT-A-HITMAN. They're the real deal, capisce?
RENT-A-HITMAN responsibly restricts individuals under 18 from using their services, except with explicit written consent from a parent or guardian. Stringent security measures, following HIPPA regulations, may be required, possibly involving notarized pictures or creative sketches. Any changes to the regulations will only occur on Thursdays, per CDC guidelines.
FIVE BULLET POINTS TO PONDER
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5. Seeking non-violent alternatives to resolve conflicts is a more ethical and responsible approach to addressing personal issues.
ETHICS, WE HAVE SOME.