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RENT-A-HITMAN: Your Point & Click Solution!
Click below for your FREE CONSULTATION.
Your privacy is important to us!
RENT-A-HITMAN: Your Point & Click Solution!
Click below for your FREE CONSULTATION.
Your privacy is important to us!
WE HAVE CUSTOMIZABLE SOLUTIONS FOR EVERY SITUATION
TIRED OF GETTING BULLIED?
RENT-A-HITMAN has assisted individuals just like you who have been the victim of bullying at the gym, in the office, or at the club. With a wide variety of solutions available, we ensure that your situation is resolved accordingly with the proper care and attention it deserves. Fill out a Service Request form for additional information. Consultations are FREE and discreet.
WE CAN MAKE ANY TROUBLED RELATIONSHIP DISAPPEAR
Let's face it, we've all had a relationship or two that you just wish would go away, but didn't know just how to end it. Look no further and let RENT-A-HITMAN take care of the dirty work for you. To get started, submit a Service Request form and one of our highly skilled Relationship Advisors will provide you a FREE consultation.
You can't trust just any organization online, but you can trust us -- We're 100% HIPPA compliant!
CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS
Phil M., Florida
Fernando M., Kansas
Laura S., Arizona
Guido and his public relations crew at RENT-A-HITMAN were able to resolve a five year dispute in a matter of days. Highly recommended!
Laura S., Arizona
Fernando M., Kansas
Laura S., Arizona
Caught my husband cheating with the babysitter and our relationship was terminated after a free public relations consultation. I'm single again and looking to mingle. Thanks Guido and RENT-A-HITMAN!
Fernando M., Kansas
Fernando M., Kansas
Fernando M., Kansas
My business schedule is too busy to get my hands dirty with Human Resources issues, so I consulted with RENT-A-HITMAN and they handled my disgruntled employee issue promptly while I was out of town on vacation. Gracias, RENT-A-HITMAN!
PROBLEM RESOLUTION INDUSTRY LEADER FOR OVER 100 YEARS!
GLOBAL CRISIS MANAGEMENT
GLOBAL CRISIS MANAGEMENT
GLOBAL CRISIS MANAGEMENT
RENT-A-HITMAN has proudly served hundreds of valued customers in over 200 Countries, including Canada and the remote New Ganada Islands!
Wherever you are in the world, RENT-A-HITMAN is just a smartphone browser away!
RENT-A-HITMAN has proudly been on the World Wide Web since 2005 and has the largest Field Operative network in the world!
Life can be hectic, so get your FREE consultation today!
GUIDO FANELLI & FAMILY
GLOBAL CRISIS MANAGEMENT
GLOBAL CRISIS MANAGEMENT
Guido Fanelli & Family have operated RENT-A-HITMAN continuously since 1920 and have proudly served both Public and Private sectors.
The RENT-A-HITMAN Family is constantly growing every day to keep up with the global market needs.
Want to join the RENT-A-HITMAN Family? Check the Careers page and be sure to include portrait/headshot and list any special skills you may have. Blood, breath or urine testing may be required depending on your geographic location.
(Not available in Virginia, Puerto Rico & Guam)
SERVICE INQUIRIES
GLOBAL CRISIS MANAGEMENT
GROUP & SENIOR DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE
Have a question? Fill out our secure web form and include as much detail as possible so we can assist you further.
RENT-A-HITMAN is one of the most experienced professional crisis management firms on the World Wide Web - NOT the Dark Web!
RENT-A-HITMAN has Field Operatives in every corner of the globe and can dispatch a crisis management team anywhere at a moments notice.
We are HIPPA compliant and your satisfaction is guaranteed!
GROUP & SENIOR DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE
GROUP & SENIOR DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE
GROUP & SENIOR DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE
Business is booming and special discount packages are available:
GROUP (3 or more)
SENIOR (65+)
SPRING CLEANING
GRADUATION
Mention Code:
Cool Cats and Kittens for an
additional 10% discount.
To find out if you qualify, submit a service request form and a Field Operative will contact you as soon as possible.
CUSTOMER SERVICE & INDUSTRY AWARDS
GROUP & SENIOR DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE
CUSTOMER SERVICE & INDUSTRY AWARDS
RENT-A-HITMAN prides itself on exceptional customer service & satisfaction and we are proud to be globally recognized as a leader in our industry.
- 2018-2021 Trigger Warning Award
- 2021 Best In Class from the International Association of Retired Hitman (IARH)
- 2020 Я люблю черепах - лол, заставил тебя посмотреть
Check back soon for additional industry awards.
GROWING LIST OF SATISFIED CLIENTS
GROUP & SENIOR DISCOUNTS AVAILABLE
CUSTOMER SERVICE & INDUSTRY AWARDS
RENT-A-HITMAN has proudly served hundreds of clients over the last century, many of whom have become great leaders in our world and a few not so great ones!
We have serviced clients in over 200 Countries and can deploy pop-up field offices anywhere in the world for free consultations.
RENT-A-HITMAN guarantees 100% satisfaction or your money back!
GUIDO'S COFFEE FUND
$5.00
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