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RENT-A-HITMAN: Your Point & Click Solution!
Click below for your FREE CONSULTATION.
Your privacy is important to us!
RENT-A-HITMAN: Your Point & Click Solution!
Click below for your FREE CONSULTATION.
Your privacy is important to us!
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Click below for your FREE CONSULTATION.
Your privacy is important to us!
Click below for your FREE CONSULTATION.
Your privacy is important to us!
Everyone should know by now that the Dark & Deep webs are not safe places to shop for your nefarious deeds. There are lots of potentially dangerous sites, rife with viruses, and fraud runs rampant there. Your privacy is NOT guaranteed and your information could be leaked to thousands of less than stellar sites, including law enforcement, and that’s no fun!
RENT-A-HITMAN is safe, secure, and available right here on the World Wide Web.
Our clients confidentiality is important to us, so rest assured that your information will remain private as required under HIPPA, the Hitman Information Privacy & Protection Act of 1964.
All of our competitors websites cannot say that and shouldn’t be trusted — Capisce!
Our highly trained Field Operatives strive to provide you
with a FREE CONSULTATION in an effort to find the
ideal solution that's right for your situation.
Since 1920, RENT-A-HITMAN has assisted satisfied clients from
all walks of life ranging from regular citizens (children & adults)
to government employees and even political figures.
RENT-A-HITMAN has seen it all and know just how to precisely
handle your delicate situation in a timely manner while
maintaining 100% compliance with HIPPA
(Hitman Information Privacy & Protection Act of 1964)
Guaranteed!
RENT-A-HITMAN has assisted individuals just like you who have been the victim of bullying at the gym, in the office, or at the club. With a wide variety of solutions available, we ensure that your situation is resolved accordingly with the proper care and attention it deserves. Fill out a Service Request form for additional information. Consultations are FREE and discreet.
Let's face it, we've all had a relationship or two that you just wish would go away, but didn't know just how to end it. Look no further and let RENT-A-HITMAN take care of the dirty work for you. To get started, submit a Service Request form and one of our highly skilled Relationship Advisors will provide you a FREE consultation.
Guido and his public relations crew at RENT-A-HITMAN were able to resolve a five year dispute in a matter of days. Highly recommended!
Caught my husband cheating with the babysitter and our relationship was terminated after a free public relations consultation. I'm single again and looking to mingle. Thanks Guido and RENT-A-HITMAN!
My business schedule is too busy to get my hands dirty with Human Resources issues, so I consulted with RENT-A-HITMAN and they handled my disgruntled employee issue promptly while I was out of town on vacation. Gracias, RENT-A-HITMAN!
RENT-A-HITMAN has proudly served hundreds of valued customers in over 200 Countries, including Canada and the remote New Ganada Islands!
Wherever you are in the world, RENT-A-HITMAN is just a smartphone browser away!
RENT-A-HITMAN has proudly been on the World Wide Web since 2005 and has the largest Field Operative network in the world!
Life can be hectic, so get your FREE consultation today!
Guido Fanelli & Family have operated RENT-A-HITMAN continuously since 1920 and have proudly served both Public and Private sectors.
The RENT-A-HITMAN Family is constantly growing every day to keep up with the global market needs.
Want to join the RENT-A-HITMAN Family? Check the Careers page and be sure to include portrait/headshot and list any special skills you may have. Blood, breath or urine testing may be required depending on your geographic location.
(Not available in Virginia, Puerto Rico & Guam)
Have a question? Fill out our secure web form and include as much detail as possible so we can assist you further.
RENT-A-HITMAN is one of the most experienced professional crisis management firms on the World Wide Web - NOT the Dark Web!
RENT-A-HITMAN has Field Operatives in every corner of the globe and can dispatch a crisis management team anywhere at a moments notice.
We are HIPPA compliant and your satisfaction is guaranteed!
Business is booming and special discount packages are available:
GROUP (3 or more)
SENIOR (65+)
SPRING CLEANING
GRADUATION
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Cool Cats and Kittens for an
additional 10% discount.
To find out if you qualify, submit a service request form and a Field Operative will contact you as soon as possible.
RENT-A-HITMAN prides itself on exceptional customer service & satisfaction and we are proud to be globally recognized as a leader in our industry.
Check back soon for additional industry awards.
RENT-A-HITMAN has proudly served hundreds of clients over the last century, many of whom have become great leaders in our world and a few not so great ones!
We have serviced clients in over 200 Countries and can deploy pop-up field offices anywhere in the world for free consultations.
RENT-A-HITMAN guarantees 100% satisfaction or your money back!
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ALL CONTACT WITH RENT-A-HITMAN MUST BE COMPLETED VIA THE PUBLIC RELATIONS SERVICE REQUEST FORM - ABSOLUTELY NO EXCEPTIONS!
New Orleans, Louisiana, United States
Feel free to reach out to any of our experts for a free consultation. contact@rentahitman.com
Due to contractual restrictions, Rent-A-Hitman is no longer affiliated with Diners Club, the Detroit Lions, Kanye West,
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