Let Guido take the hit, so you don't have to! Our specialized service delivers any news—whether it's good, bad, or downright ugly—on your behalf. From birth announcements and surprise elopements to job cuts and personal confessions, Guido handles it all. We relieve the anxiety of delivering difficult news by ensuring your message is conveyed professionally, empathetically, and with a touch of class.
1. Click the PayPal link below to get started.
2. For verification purposes, send an email from the same email account to: contact@rentahitman.com and include the nature or type of news you wish to have expertly and delicately delivered.
3. All information will be verified and as long as the news is not malicious, we'll break it for you.
Terms and Conditions apply. See Guido Breaks the News page for additional details.
Let Guido take the hit, so you don't have to! Our specialized service delivers any type of news—whether it's good, bad, or downright ugly—on your behalf. From birth announcements and surprise elopements to job cuts and personal confessions, Guido handles it all. We relieve the anxiety of delivering difficult news by ensuring your message is conveyed professionally, empathetically, and with a touch of class.
Who We Serve:
- Individuals Struggling to share personal news? Whether it’s a break-up, confession, or even a joyous announcement, we’ve got you covered.
- Businesses: Need help with sensitive corporate communications like layoffs, restructuring, or policy changes? Let us handle the tough conversations.
- Event Planners: For those special announcements or surprises where a third-party touch can make all the difference.
Our Services Include:
- Personal News Delivery: Birth announcements, break-ups, personal confessions, and more.
- Corporate News Delivery: Layoffs, restructuring updates, policy changes, and beyond.
- Special Requests: Custom news delivery tailored to your specific needs, within legal and ethical boundaries.
How It Works:
1. Submit Your Request: Use our online form to detail the news you need to be delivered, including the recipient’s contact info and any special instructions.
2. Validation: Our team ensures that every request is authentic and legally sound.
3. News Delivery: Guido personally contacts the recipient to break the news, with all calls recorded with consent.
4. Post-Delivery: If agreed upon, recorded calls can be shared on social media to showcase our unique service.
Let Guido Take the Hit, So You Don't Have to!
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