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Innes has a zero-tolerance policy regarding the submission of any material that features or promotes child sexual exploitation. This may include media, text, illustrated, or computer- generated images submitted via a Service Request Form. This also applies to content that may further contribute to victimization of children through the promotion or glorification of child sexual exploitation. For the purposes of this policy, a minor is any person under the age of 18. I shall not submit any material in contravention of this policy.
Innes has a zero-tolerance policy to the submission of explicit sexual images or videos of
someone obtained without their consent. Sometimes referred to as revenge porn, this content poses serious safety and security risks for people affected and can lead to physical, emotional, and financial hardship. Accordingly, I agree to not post or share explicit sexual images or videos that were taken, appear to have been taken or that were shared without the consent of the people involved.
I am not impersonating any person or entity, or forging or manipulating identifiers to disguise the origin of any content I submit through RAH, including via a Service Request Form.
If I wish to purchase merchandise located at https://rentahitman.com/merchandise or contribute to ‘Guido’s Coffee Fund’ on the main page of RAH, I agree to do so using a debit or credit card that is in my name, or which I have permission to use.
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information I provide to him, including debiting amounts less than $1.00 from the card and then immediately crediting it back. I authorize Innes to take any such steps for verification and anti- fraud purposes.
Upon submitting a Service Request Form, I consent to my participation in the television program about RAH and its users tentatively entitled Rent-A-Hitman (“Program”), upon the terms and conditions set forth herein.
I hereby consent to the recording, use, and reuse by Innes, his affiliates, any company that produces the Program (“Producer(s)”), and any exhibitor, distributor, licensee, and sponsor of the Program, including without limitation any television network, television station or channel, satellite network, and/or distribution outlet that exhibits and/or distributes the Program (including, without limitation, any digital download or streaming distributor) (collectively “Third Parties”), in any and all media, whether now known or hereafter devised, of my voice, actions, sound effects, photograph, likeness (actual or simulated), name, sobriquet, appearance, and biographical information (collectively, “Likeness”) at any time in connection with the production, reproduction, distribution, exhibition, public display, public performance, and other exploitation of the Program and any derivative work thereof, and in the exercise of all subsidiary, allied and ancillary rights (e.g., remake, sequel, theatrical, television, radio, publishing, merchandising, Internet, mobile/wireless, soundtrack album and similar rights), whether now known or hereafter devised, throughout the world, in perpetuity, without any right by me to
demand or collect any royalties or other payment therefore. I further agree that Producer(s) may alter or modify all or any part of my Likeness, regardless of whether or not I am recognizable. I further agree that Third Parties may use my Likeness in connection with any marketing, promotion, publicity, advertisement, merchandising and any other promotional activities for the Program and any derivative work thereof.
I agree that any recordings of me authorized by the above paragraph may be taken anywhere, by any means and at any time (including, without limitation, whether I am aware or unaware of the recordings at the time they occur, which may take place by means of cameras and microphones that are visible and/or hidden, and which may be of my telephone conversations). I agree that I have no expectation of privacy with respect to these recordings and my participation in the Program overall.
I authorize Producer(s) and its/their licensees and assigns to investigate, access and collect personal, financial, medical, and psychological information about me, including, without limitation, any written or oral statements that I make in connection with my participation in the Program, and I hereby waive all rights of privacy or confidentiality that I might otherwise have in such information. I acknowledge and agree that any such information obtained by Producer(s) or its/their licensees and assigns pursuant to this paragraph or otherwise may be described or otherwise related in and in connection with the Program.
To the maximum extent permitted by law, I hereby release, hold harmless and indemnify Innes, the Third Parties, the host of the Program, the cast of the Program, the advertisers connected with the Program, each of their respective parent, subsidiary and affiliated companies, all other persons and entities connected with or engaged in connection with the Program, and the respective officers, directors, agents, representatives, employees, contractors, partners, shareholders, members, successors, assignees, and licensees of each of the foregoing (collectively, "Released Parties") from any and all claims, actions, damages, liabilities, losses, costs and expenses of any kind (including, without limitation, attorneys fees) whether or not in connection with litigation (“Claims”) arising out of, resulting from, or by reason of my participation in or in connection with the Program, including, without limitation, any breach or alleged breach by me of any covenant made herein; my participation and appearance in the Program; the cancellation of the Program and/or the exploitation of the Program; any use of my Likeness; any physical, mental, psychological, and/or emotional injuries and/or illnesses I may
sustain; death, property damage, any damage to my reputation, career, personal life, family life, and/or professional life; and any financial loss I may sustain or any other injury I may suffer in connection with the Program and/or the exercise by Producer(s) of any rights granted by me hereunder, on any legal theory whatsoever (including, but not limited to, negligence, products liability, personal injury, breach of contract, breach of any statutory or other duty of care owed under any applicable law, defamation, false light, invasion of privacy, right of publicity, misappropriation, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligent infliction of emotional distress, false imprisonment, and/or any violation of any state or federal law prohibiting the audio and/or video recording of any person without such person’s knowledge and/or prior consent), including, without limitation, any and all Claims resulting from the actions of any other third party at any time.
I understand and acknowledge that my appearance on the Program does not fall under the jurisdiction of any SAG, AFTRA, ACTRA or other union or guild agreements (whether or not I may be a member of either such union and/or guild). I understand that my participation in the Program does not constitute a performance, as I am not portraying any role or part or taking direction as a performer, but am appearing as myself, and does not constitute employment. Accordingly, my participation will not entitle me to wages, salary, or other compensation under any collective bargaining agreement or otherwise. I further agree and acknowledge that no one (including Producer(s)) has asked me for any money or other consideration to be considered for participating in the Program.
I understand that these Terms and Conditions are a material inducement for Producer(s) to proceed with my participation in the Program, and that Producer(s) and the other Released Parties may rely on these Terms and Conditions in proceeding with my participation in the Program.
These Terms and Conditions shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of California without regard to any conflicts of laws provisions. In the event of any dispute arising out of or related to the Terms and Conditions, I hereby agree to resolve all such disputes in binding arbitration under the auspices of JAMS and its procedural rules then in effect. I expressly waive any and all rights I may have to a trial by jury. I hereby submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the Courts located in the State of California, County of Los Angeles and acknowledge that venue is appropriate in Los Angeles County. I agree that my remedies shall be limited to my right to recover damages, if any, at law. I will not in any event have the right to terminate or rescind the Terms and Conditions, or to enjoin the development, production, distribution, advertising or exploitation of the Program or any related production or any
derivative work thereof or in the exercise of any subsidiary, allied and ancillary rights (e.g., remake, sequel, theatrical, television, radio, publishing, merchandising, Internet, wireless/mobile, soundtrack album and similar rights) in any manner whatsoever. Notwithstanding anything to the contrary contained in these Terms and Conditions, in no event shall the maximum aggregate liability of any of the Released Parties arising out of or in connection with these Terms and Conditions exceed $500.00. The prevailing party in any dispute arising out of or related to any of these Terms and Conditions shall be entitled to recover their reasonable attorney’s fees and costs.
Each term of these Terms and Conditions must be considered separate, and if any term is held invalid or unenforceable, the remaining terms will be binding and enforceable.
I acknowledge that these Terms and Conditions constitute the entire agreement between myself and Innes with respect to the subject matter hereof and supersede all previous representations, understandings or agreements, oral or written, between us with respect to the subject matter hereof.
Innes reserves the right to change or modify these Terms and Conditions from time to time in his sole discretion. By continuing to access or use RAH, I confirm my acceptance of any revisions to the Terms and Conditions as of the date they are updated on RAH. I acknowledge that it is my sole responsibility to review the Terms and Conditions from time to time, in order to be aware of any such changes and to ensure that I understand them.
All provisions herein which by their nature should survive the termination of these Terms and Conditions shall continue in full force and effect subsequent to and notwithstanding any termination of these Terms and Conditions. For the avoidance of doubt, termination will not limit any of Innes’ or the Released Parties’ rights hereunder or remedies at law or in equity. I have had ample opportunity to read, and have in fact read, the entire Terms and Conditions. I have also had an opportunity to review it with an attorney of my choice should I elect to do so. I fully understand all of my rights, obligations, promises and agreements herein. In particular, I understand that I am giving up certain legal rights under these Terms and Conditions, including, without limitation, my right to file a lawsuit in Court with respect to any claim arising out of or in connection with the Terms and Conditions.
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